
Founder & Principal Architect, Wolventropix — First-Principles Systems Engineer
Thomas Roehrman
I’m Thomas Roehrman, a self-taught systems architect and hardware IP designer. I started fixing computers at age 10 and never stopped building — working from physical first principles rather than inherited academic dogma.
About
I’m Thomas Roehrman, a self-taught systems architect and hardware IP designer. I started fixing computers at age 10 and never stopped building — working from physical first principles rather than inherited academic dogma.
My engineering work centers on microarchitectural security: designing clean, binary-native hardware security IP. Through Project Lavalamp I attack execution contention at the pipeline level, eliminating SMT side channels. In my partnership with BareAI I strip away legacy software bloat to bypass the Von Neumann bottleneck — an approach that follows my KISS engineering philosophy.
Alongside deep-tech, I’ve bootstrapped and run a commercial advertising and voice production business since 2010, using a specialized deep bass voice for high-impact brand work. More than a decade of real client execution keeps my engineering grounded in a simple philosophy: keep it simple, keep overhead low, and build high-margin, asset-light IP.
Selected Work
Project Lavalamp
2026Clean, binary-native hardware security IP built from first principles. Targets microarchitectural attack surfaces by eliminating SMT execution contention at the pipeline level, removing a whole class of side channels rather than patching around them.
Hardware IPMicroarchitectural SecurityRTL
BareAI Partnership
2026Collaborative deep-tech work to bypass the Von Neumann bottleneck, rethinking how compute and memory meet so AI workloads run without the legacy overhead that constrains conventional architectures.
Compute ArchitectureAI SystemsResearchWolventropix
2026My IP studio and holding company for first-principles engineering — a low-overhead, asset-light model focused on high-margin hardware security and systems IP.
FounderSystems EngineeringIPCommercial Voice & Audio Production
2010 — PresentA bootstrapped advertising and voice production business leveraging a specialized deep bass voice for commercial branding. Over a decade of client management, delivery, and real-world business execution.
Voice ProductionBrandingB2B
Contact
Have a project in mind or just want to say hello? The best way to reach me is by email.